So this wedding we went to was a mess before it even started. Some highlights:Bride was 45 minutes late Bride and groom had a fight at the alter and at the sweetheart table. Bride was so drunk she laid on the dance floor and told people to dance around her. Groom left early and before the bride. But the best was the aunt of the groom, all night they had been playing Phil Collins. The song Gangnam Style came on and the groom started doing the dance at the point where he jigs his hips his aunt ran across the dance floor pushed him off the dance floor and yelled “no one wants to see that stop the music now,” as that happened the Bride walked on the dance floor and puked in the middle. They are still married.
WWGAB (worst wedding guest and bride)